I just need more fanarts of Erwin wet or sweating after training in his white shirt - through the thin, wet fabric you can see the taut muscles and pink nipples -and in his white pants, glued onto his strong thighs, the fabric of his pants close around his crotch, define the shape of him…. while his hair is mussed, a golden mess, cheeks flushed red as he breathes heavily…. and oh gosh…..
We need a dance headcanon where Eren and Mikasa are both terrible dancers, but Eren attempts to slow-dance with Mikasa anyway because he knows she secretly loves to dance so he does it to cheer her up, but they always step on each other.
Then there’s Armin who dances like the adorable dork he is but he can dougie, the boy can dougie (and do the robot haha).
Jean’s dance is gangnam style. Lol. Nah, him and Marco are this pop&lock pair and they both dance really well together, like they’re really good at this shit.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses and all the kings men Were getting drunk in Sina because they’re lazy shits and the Scouting Legion probably had to clean Humpty off the wall because Captain Levi is the only one in this goddamn story that gives two shits about hygiene.
The fact that eremin is one of the most canon things in the manga yet it gets ignored bc the benlydick cucmberpatch of snk beat the shit out of eren and everyone claimed it was true love really makes me sad